892nd _unning ‘Merica Day Trail

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Luuv Cannal, Nurse Crotchette and Just Patrick
What: 892nd _unning, ‘Merica Day Trail
When: Saturday, July 4th. Meet at 1600, Hares Away at 1630
Where: Chuck Albrecht Softball Complex 4781 Elmore Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507
Why: Because what better way to celebrate our freedom then to don the red, white and blue and loose your thighs to the sky? So join Luuv Cannal, Nurse Crotchette and Just Patrick on trail with our booty shorts hiked up and our star spangled ensemble on display!

Notes, rumors, and lies: Trail is dog friendly but they will get messy and wet. Bear spray is a good idea. Dry shoes and socks for after trail is highly recommended. If you’re wearing your booty shorts dry pants won’t be necessary. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly.
RONA RULES APPLY Don’t invade someone’s personal space (6 feet) without asking. Seeing as we will be outside mask up at your own discretion. And as always, hash cash is still just $6!