884th _unning, St. Patrick’s Day

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: A2H3

What: Hash #884 Green with envy, St. Patrick’s Day trail.

When: Saturday, March 14th, 2020. Meet at 1530 , Hares away at 1600, as always hash time is in effect.

Where: Ruth Arcand Park
3766 Abbott Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507

Why: Because some of us are jealous of you travel hashers and staying in town for St.Patrick’s Day. Oh and Just Krisy needs a name!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
If you don’t want your ass to get pinched wear green. If you do want ass pinches, wear green anyway. Circle may be outside so a camp chair and a blanket might be in order. If this ends up being the case there will be a fire. Dress for the weather, it’s winter. A flashlight or headlamp is a good idea, it’s dark. Ice cleats are recommended, it’s slick. Trail is dog friendly, not sure about circle. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly. And as always, hash cash is still just $6! Bring yo money Bitches!