Anchorage Alaska Hash House Harriers

Who: I Want Anal* & Luuv Cannal
What : # 877th _unning “B” Trail
When: 12 September 1530hrs (3:30pm) Hares Away 1600
Where: Far North Bicentennial Park – South Bivouac Trailhead Parking lot, off of Basher Drive.
Why: Because! We want you to Be the Best “B” you can Be.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Dress as anyone or anything that Begins with the letter “B“. Be creative! There will Be Beverages, Bears, Boobs, Buddy’s, and Bridges. Be prepared for shiggy. Bring Bug dope, Bear spray, and a whistle.
And as always, hash cash is still just 6 bucks! ($6)

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Luuv Cannal, Nurse Crotchette and Just Patrick
What: 892nd _unning, ‘Merica Day Trail
When: Saturday, July 4th. Meet at 1600, Hares Away at 1630
Where: Chuck Albrecht Softball Complex 4781 Elmore Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507
Why: Because what better way to celebrate our freedom then to don the red, white and blue and loose your thighs to the sky? So join Luuv Cannal, Nurse Crotchette and Just Patrick on trail with our booty shorts hiked up and our star spangled ensemble on display!

Notes, rumors, and lies: Trail is dog friendly but they will get messy and wet. Bear spray is a good idea. Dry shoes and socks for after trail is highly recommended. If you’re wearing your booty shorts dry pants won’t be necessary. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly.
RONA RULES APPLY – Don’t invade someone’s personal space (6 feet) without asking. Seeing as we will be outside mask up at your own discretion. And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: A2H3

What: Hash #884 Green with envy, St. Patrick’s Day trail.

When: Saturday, March 14th, 2020. Meet at 1530 , Hares away at 1600, as always hash time is in effect.

Where: Ruth Arcand Park
3766 Abbott Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507

Why: Because some of us are jealous of you travel hashers and staying in town for St.Patrick’s Day. Oh and Just Krisy needs a name!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
If you don’t want your ass to get pinched wear green. If you do want ass pinches, wear green anyway. Circle may be outside so a camp chair and a blanket might be in order. If this ends up being the case there will be a fire. Dress for the weather, it’s winter. A flashlight or headlamp is a good idea, it’s dark. Ice cleats are recommended, it’s slick. Trail is dog friendly, not sure about circle. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly. And as always, hash cash is still just $6! Bring yo money Bitches!