884th _unning, St. Patrick’s Day

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: A2H3

What: Hash #884 Green with envy, St. Patrick’s Day trail.

When: Saturday, March 14th, 2020. Meet at 1530 , Hares away at 1600, as always hash time is in effect.

Where: Ruth Arcand Park
3766 Abbott Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507

Why: Because some of us are jealous of you travel hashers and staying in town for St.Patrick’s Day. Oh and Just Krisy needs a name!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
If you don’t want your ass to get pinched wear green. If you do want ass pinches, wear green anyway. Circle may be outside so a camp chair and a blanket might be in order. If this ends up being the case there will be a fire. Dress for the weather, it’s winter. A flashlight or headlamp is a good idea, it’s dark. Ice cleats are recommended, it’s slick. Trail is dog friendly, not sure about circle. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly. And as always, hash cash is still just $6! Bring yo money Bitches!

879th _unning – Ruin Your Resolutions

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Spanky the Clown and I Want Anal *STOMP*

What: The anal Ruin Your Resolutions trail

When: Saturday, January 4th, 2020. Meet at 1600 (4pm)

Where: Cuddy Family Midtown Park, 40th Ave.

Why: Because Spanky and Anal are back with a trail full of shenanigans to ruin your stupid new years resolutions as quickly as they can. And they’re letting you blame it all on them!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A to B with transportation back to the start.
Bring a flashlight
ID REQUIRED
NOT dog or stroller friendly
Bring gear to be outside for trail – circle will be indoors
A sober ride is, as always, highly encouraged.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

871st _unning – Pirate Pub Crawl Prelube

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Donnie The Retard
What: Pirate Pub Crawl themed trail, and a prelube to the Pirate Pub Crawl
When: Saturday, September 21st, 2019. Meet at 1730, hares away at 1800 (6pm)
Where: Nulbay Park
Why: Because pirates, and drinking

Notes, rumors, and lies
Bring ID
Not dog friendly
Not stroller friendly
Not family friendly
Shiggy level 6.9/10
Having a DD is highly encouraged, or Uber/Lyft it, or taxi, or town car, or limo, or city bus, or . . I digress. Plan a sober ride.
As always, hash cash is still just $6!