851st _unning SANTA CON

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Sticky Mickey
What: 851st _unning SANTA CON pub crawl!
When: Saturday December 15th, 2018. Meet at 1830, HA at 1900.
Where: Parking lot on 8th between D and E.
Why: Because Sticky wants to lead us around during Santa Con so we can engage in the shenanigans.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be a pub crawl, so BRING ID and CASH (or plastic)
ID required!
No dogs
No strollers
“Dress in Santa gear or crazy Christmas shit!”
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

850th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Ho White & The Seven Dwarfs
What: 850th _unning
When: Saturday December 1st, 2018 1400 (2pm)
Where: Reilly’s 317 W Fireweed Ln, Anchorage
Why: Because Ho wants to show some off some old school hareing.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
Bring a cranium lamp
Bring crampons or spikes on shoes
ID REQUIRED (we’re starting in a bar)
NOT stroller or dog friendly (we’re starting in a bar)
Bring extra cash
Bring a friend
Dress for the weather, it’s Alaska in the winter
As always, hash cash is still just $6

849th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Penis On The Brain and Just Jill
What: 849th _unning
When: 1400 (2pm), Saturday November 17th, 2018
Where: Taku Park. By the corner of 76th and King Street
Why: Because Saturday is a hashing day, and Just Jill wants to show us what she has learned from the past few months.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A – A¹
Not stroller friendly
No ID needed for trail
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!