Anchorage Alaska Hash House Harriers

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Spanky the Clown and I Want Anal *STOMP*

What: The anal Ruin Your Resolutions trail

When: Saturday, January 4th, 2020. Meet at 1600 (4pm)

Where: Cuddy Family Midtown Park, 40th Ave.

Why: Because Spanky and Anal are back with a trail full of shenanigans to ruin your stupid new years resolutions as quickly as they can. And they’re letting you blame it all on them!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A to B with transportation back to the start.
Bring a flashlight
ID REQUIRED
NOT dog or stroller friendly
Bring gear to be outside for trail – circle will be indoors
A sober ride is, as always, highly encouraged.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Donnie The Retard
What: Pirate Pub Crawl themed trail, and a prelube to the Pirate Pub Crawl
When: Saturday, September 21st, 2019. Meet at 1730, hares away at 1800 (6pm)
Where: Nulbay Park
Why: Because pirates, and drinking

Notes, rumors, and lies
Bring ID
Not dog friendly
Not stroller friendly
Not family friendly
Shiggy level 6.9/10
Having a DD is highly encouraged, or Uber/Lyft it, or taxi, or town car, or limo, or city bus, or . . I digress. Plan a sober ride.
As always, hash cash is still just $6!

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Uniballer
What: 865th _unning
When: Saturday July 6th, 1600 (4pm)
Where: Westchester Lagoon, Chester Creek trailhead (WSH)
Why: Because we didn’t get enough trail shenanigans during GAIH2019

Notes, rumors, and lies:
This will be a themed trail. Dress up in your fairy costumes, as Forrest Fair is going on.
ID is not needed but is always good to bring
kid friendly
dog friendly
stroller friendly
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!