892nd _unning ‘Merica Day Trail

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Luuv Cannal, Nurse Crotchette and Just Patrick
What: 892nd _unning, ‘Merica Day Trail
When: Saturday, July 4th. Meet at 1600, Hares Away at 1630
Where: Chuck Albrecht Softball Complex 4781 Elmore Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507
Why: Because what better way to celebrate our freedom then to don the red, white and blue and loose your thighs to the sky? So join Luuv Cannal, Nurse Crotchette and Just Patrick on trail with our booty shorts hiked up and our star spangled ensemble on display!

Notes, rumors, and lies: Trail is dog friendly but they will get messy and wet. Bear spray is a good idea. Dry shoes and socks for after trail is highly recommended. If you’re wearing your booty shorts dry pants won’t be necessary. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly.
RONA RULES APPLY Don’t invade someone’s personal space (6 feet) without asking. Seeing as we will be outside mask up at your own discretion. And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

884th _unning, St. Patrick’s Day

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: A2H3

What: Hash #884 Green with envy, St. Patrick’s Day trail.

When: Saturday, March 14th, 2020. Meet at 1530 , Hares away at 1600, as always hash time is in effect.

Where: Ruth Arcand Park
3766 Abbott Rd, Anchorage, AK 99507

Why: Because some of us are jealous of you travel hashers and staying in town for St.Patrick’s Day. Oh and Just Krisy needs a name!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
If you don’t want your ass to get pinched wear green. If you do want ass pinches, wear green anyway. Circle may be outside so a camp chair and a blanket might be in order. If this ends up being the case there will be a fire. Dress for the weather, it’s winter. A flashlight or headlamp is a good idea, it’s dark. Ice cleats are recommended, it’s slick. Trail is dog friendly, not sure about circle. If your kid is above the age of understanding and below legal drinking age trail probably isn’t kid friendly. And as always, hash cash is still just $6! Bring yo money Bitches!

879th _unning – Ruin Your Resolutions

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Spanky the Clown and I Want Anal *STOMP*

What: The anal Ruin Your Resolutions trail

When: Saturday, January 4th, 2020. Meet at 1600 (4pm)

Where: Cuddy Family Midtown Park, 40th Ave.

Why: Because Spanky and Anal are back with a trail full of shenanigans to ruin your stupid new years resolutions as quickly as they can. And they’re letting you blame it all on them!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A to B with transportation back to the start.
Bring a flashlight
ID REQUIRED
NOT dog or stroller friendly
Bring gear to be outside for trail – circle will be indoors
A sober ride is, as always, highly encouraged.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!