858th _unning – breakup

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backslidersWho: TABC and Donnie
What: 858th _unning
When: Saturday, March 23rd, 2019. Meet at 1500 (3pm), HA 1530
Where: Cuddy Park (40th/Bst parking lot)
Why: Because neither Donnie or TABC have hared in a while, and what better trail than breakup trail to get back into it, and celebrate spring?

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-?
Shiggy level: intermediate (it’s spring, this could change at any time)
ID – might be required for trail. A good idea to have anyways.
Dogs – well behaved, yes.
Strollers – no
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

857th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Homecumming King and More-He-Pole-Bitch
What: 857th _unning
When: Saturday, March 9th, 2019, 1300 (1pm), HA 1330 (1:30pm)
Where: Goose Lake Park
Why: Because Homecumming King is having his home cumming.


Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
Dogs – maybe
Kids – no
Shiggy level – moderate
ID – required
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

A special note from the hares –
Come one, come all, to the revival Hash of Homecumming King and More-He Pole-Bitch! These wankers are hell-bent on filling your Saturday plans with beer and various other shitty attractions! Come stomp through the crusty snow and get shiggy with us as we go A to A over at Goose Lake Park near UAA. We can’t wait to see your ugly mugs and pour beer into your face hole . . . and bring your steel liver.

854th _unning – Prelube Fur Rondy Oneise Crawl


Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Bangers N’ Snatch, and Gorilla Loves The Fist
What: 854th _unning – Prelube Fur Rondy Oneise Crawl
When: Saturday, February 9th, 2019, meet at 1530 (3:30pm)
Where: 303 H St (parking lot behind Pio)
Why: Because Bangers and Gorilla will be back in town!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
***The starting location is a heavily enforced PAY lot, don’t get ticketed or towed***
Trail will be a pub crawl, so ID is REQUIRED!
Kids: no
Dogs: no
Extra cash is a good idea.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!