871st _unning – Pirate Pub Crawl Prelube

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Donnie The Retard
What: Pirate Pub Crawl themed trail, and a prelube to the Pirate Pub Crawl
When: Saturday, September 21st, 2019. Meet at 1730, hares away at 1800 (6pm)
Where: Nulbay Park
Why: Because pirates, and drinking

Notes, rumors, and lies
Bring ID
Not dog friendly
Not stroller friendly
Not family friendly
Shiggy level 6.9/10
Having a DD is highly encouraged, or Uber/Lyft it, or taxi, or town car, or limo, or city bus, or . . I digress. Plan a sober ride.
As always, hash cash is still just $6!

865th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Uniballer
What: 865th _unning
When: Saturday July 6th, 1600 (4pm)
Where: Westchester Lagoon, Chester Creek trailhead (WSH)
Why: Because we didn’t get enough trail shenanigans during GAIH2019

Notes, rumors, and lies:
This will be a themed trail. Dress up in your fairy costumes, as Forrest Fair is going on.
ID is not needed but is always good to bring
kid friendly
dog friendly
stroller friendly
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

860th _unning – 4/20

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Struggle Snuggle and Just Krisy
What: 860th _unning – 4/20
When: Saturday, April 20th, 2019. Meet at 1600 (4pm) HA 1630
Where: Russian Jack Springs Park dirt lot. Hash here
Why: Because 4/20 is upon us, on a hashing day this year.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
ID – Not required for trail, but a good idea to have anyways
Dogs – Yes
A note from the hare:
“The theme is well obviously 420 so green and pot stuff galore. No items will have weed in them, but we’ll be bringing some to share with those who want it.”
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!