879th _unning – Ruin Your Resolutions

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Spanky the Clown and I Want Anal *STOMP*

What: The anal Ruin Your Resolutions trail

When: Saturday, January 4th, 2020. Meet at 1600 (4pm)

Where: Cuddy Family Midtown Park, 40th Ave.

Why: Because Spanky and Anal are back with a trail full of shenanigans to ruin your stupid new years resolutions as quickly as they can. And they’re letting you blame it all on them!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A to B with transportation back to the start.
Bring a flashlight
NOT dog or stroller friendly
Bring gear to be outside for trail – circle will be indoors
A sober ride is, as always, highly encouraged.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!