871st _unning – Pirate Pub Crawl Prelube

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Donnie The Retard
What: Pirate Pub Crawl themed trail, and a prelube to the Pirate Pub Crawl
When: Saturday, September 21st, 2019. Meet at 1730, hares away at 1800 (6pm)
Where: Nulbay Park
Why: Because pirates, and drinking

Notes, rumors, and lies
Bring ID
Not dog friendly
Not stroller friendly
Not family friendly
Shiggy level 6.9/10
Having a DD is highly encouraged, or Uber/Lyft it, or taxi, or town car, or limo, or city bus, or . . I digress. Plan a sober ride.
As always, hash cash is still just $6!