Author Archives: On- Sec

2020 World Peace Through Beer

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders
Who: Mouthy Bitch and Cums Alone
What: 2020 World Peace Through Beer trail
When: Saturday, October 24th, 2020. Meet at 1300 (1pm)
Where: Sitka Street Park
Why: To celebrate beers from around the world!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A – B
The on-in will have food
Not stroller friendly
Trail is dog friendly, the on-in is not dog friendly
As usual, WPTB hash cash is $12
A message from the hare:
Observe social distancing guidelines. The on-after is an “all tested negative for the COVID” home. If you have had any symptoms or felt unwell recently, please refrain from joining! If you have followed your quarantine protocol and are in the all-clear, please cum! Feel free to wear a mask, or don’t. I’m not your supervisor. See LessOther

899th _unning, Pumpkin Spice Trail

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Uniballer
What: 899th _unning, Pumpkin Spice Trail!!!!
When: Saturday, October 10th, 1600 (4pm)
Where: Abbott Loop Community Park
Why: Do we really need a why to go hashing?

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Words Of Wisdom, from the hare:
Cum one Cum all! It’s the Pumpkin Spice White Girl trail. Everything is Pumpkin spice. Pumpkin Spice water, Pumpkin Spice shoes, and even Pumpkin Spice trees! It’s freaking FABULOUS!!!
ID – yes
Warmer Clothes
Kids – no
dogs – yes (well behaved)
cats “only trained ones”
Covid19 rules still apply, just have fun guys see y’all there
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

877th _unning “B” Trail

Who: I Want Anal* & Luuv Cannal
What : # 877th _unning “B” Trail
When: 12 September 1530hrs (3:30pm) Hares Away 1600
Where: Far North Bicentennial Park – South Bivouac Trailhead Parking lot, off of Basher Drive.
Why: Because! We want you to Be the Best “B” you can Be.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Dress as anyone or anything that Begins with the letter “B“. Be creative! There will Be Beverages, Bears, Boobs, Buddy’s, and Bridges. Be prepared for shiggy. Bring Bug dope, Bear spray, and a whistle.
And as always, hash cash is still just 6 bucks! ($6)