Author Archives: On- Sec

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Ho White & The Seven Dwarfs
What: 850th _unning
When: Saturday December 1st, 2018 1400 (2pm)
Where: Reilly’s 317 W Fireweed Ln, Anchorage
Why: Because Ho wants to show some off some old school hareing.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
Bring a cranium lamp
Bring crampons or spikes on shoes
ID REQUIRED (we’re starting in a bar)
NOT stroller or dog friendly (we’re starting in a bar)
Bring extra cash
Bring a friend
Dress for the weather, it’s Alaska in the winter
As always, hash cash is still just $6

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Penis On The Brain and Just Jill
What: 849th _unning
When: 1400 (2pm), Saturday November 17th, 2018
Where: Taku Park. By the corner of 76th and King Street
Why: Because Saturday is a hashing day, and Just Jill wants to show us what she has learned from the past few months.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A – A¹
Not stroller friendly
No ID needed for trail
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Rojo Hammertoe
What: Nun Run
When: 1300 (1pm), Saturday November 3rd, 2018
Where: Goose Lake Park

Why: Because Rojo wants to do a Nun Run, so dress up!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A – B
NOT stroller friendly
ID REQUIRED
Shiggy level: moderate to WTF Rojo