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Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Unholy Nipples and Cool Hand Luke
What: 852nd _unning
When: 1400 (2pm), Saturday December 29th 2018
Where: Waldron Park, Shelikof entrance. Hash here: https://goo.gl/maps/gNQf3Tzn3f12
Why: Because Saturday is a hashing day, and Cool Hand Luke is only in town for a short time.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A – B with shuttle to A
All-terrain stroller friendly
Dogs welcome
No ID needed for trail but you should always bring ID
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Anchorage hashers
What: The anal 12 beer checks of hashmas
When: Saturday, December 22nd. Meet at 1700, hares away at 1730
Where: Taku Lake at the end of 76th off of Old Seward (go West).
Why: Because hashmas

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Come on out with your Xmas attire and have some fun.
Trail will be A to B
Plan to have a sober ride after trail
No dogs
No strollers
ID not required for trail – but a good idea to have anyways
Ice cleats are a good idea.
On after/circle will be a potluck with a white elephant gift exchange (keep it under $20).
As always, hash cash is still just $6!

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Sticky Mickey
What: 851st _unning SANTA CON pub crawl!
When: Saturday December 15th, 2018. Meet at 1830, HA at 1900.
Where: Parking lot on 8th between D and E.
Why: Because Sticky wants to lead us around during Santa Con so we can engage in the shenanigans.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be a pub crawl, so BRING ID and CASH (or plastic)
ID required!
No dogs
No strollers
“Dress in Santa gear or crazy Christmas shit!”
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!