Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders
Who: Homecumming King and More-He-Pole-Bitch
What: 857th _unning
When: Saturday, March 9th, 2019, 1300 (1pm), HA 1330 (1:30pm)
Where: Goose Lake Park
Why: Because Homecumming King is having his home cumming.
Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
Dogs – maybe
Kids – no
Shiggy level – moderate
ID – required
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!
A special note from the hares –
Come one, come all, to the revival Hash of Homecumming King and More-He Pole-Bitch! These wankers are hell-bent on filling your Saturday plans with beer and various other shitty attractions! Come stomp through the crusty snow and get shiggy with us as we go A to A over at Goose Lake Park near UAA. We can’t wait to see your ugly mugs and pour beer into your face hole . . . and bring your steel liver.
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Year-Round: Every other Saturday whether rain or sleet or snow or moose rut or dark of winter or midnight sun.
Summer: Any day, any time someone gets a hare up their butt and wants to _un.
Hash Cash is STILL only $6.