Dearly Beloved Harriers and Harriettes,
We gather this Saturday (a hashing day) to celebrate the joyous union of Minnesota Goat Fucker and No Chodes Barred in the deepest of shiggy: a hasher wedding. No hasher ceremony would be complete without finery, bring out your white dresses and prepare for some of the dirtiest shiggy that the future Mr. and Mrs. Choda can find for us.
Luuv Cannal will be officiating the ceremony before circle. The Front Running Bastard will be the best man. The First Bitch In will be the maid of honor.
Note on parking: You need $5 cash for parking or a state parks pass ($40/year). Grab a hash buddy to carpool with or to hold your hair back or your back hair.
WHO: Minnesota Goat Fucker & No Chodes Barred
WHAT: 746th _unning: Mr. and Mrs. Choda’s White Dress Run
WHEN: Saturday 9 May @ 1600 Hares away 1630
WHERE: McHugh Trailhead 111 Seward Highway 99516
WHY: Seriously? Because we love the Chodas and want them to be happy.
A-A. Dogs on Leashes (bears bro). No Strollers. No Children. Hash cash is still $6.