Dearest and most beautiful harriettes and harriers,
You are formally invited to join the Anchorage Alaska Hash House Harriers this Saturday for the Hash Pageant Trail (#734).
There is finally enough snow on the ground to make everything look like a winter wonderland so put on your shiniest dress and prepare to take the catwalk, hash style. Think Toddlers and Tiaras. Think Princesses. Think how ravishing you’ll look bouncing through waist deep snow in that sequined A-Line you saw at Value Village last week Dress to impress because you will be judged. Prizes and a pageant to follow trail.
Who: Go Go Gadget Titties, Swoobs, Just Brandi, Just Roy, and Just Gavin
What: 734th _unning: The Hash Pageant Trail
When: SATURDAY December 6th at 2pm (Hares away at 2:30)
Where: 8317 Seaview Street Anchorage AK 99502
Why: Because you’re all pretty pretty princesses.
The weather outside is frightful so dress accordingly. Beautifully and impressively, but accordingly. Expect lots of shiggy and an outdoor circle. Dogs: NO ID: NO, but it’s a smart thing to have. Dry shoes afterwards are always nice, but aren’t a must.