Ahoy all you bimbos, wankers and backsliders. Its that time of year when it’s acceptable, nay necessary, to get out on the weeknights and chase mooses away from the piles of flour thoughtful people left out for them in the woods. That’s right y’all, its Thursday Night Trail time! Our beloved GM is kicking of the series along with the resident trouble maker to find you some sweet shiggy in the first A-B.
No really, tonight. Because your mis-management is spectacularly sotted most of the time, we’re only just giving you notice. Notice you wanted, this shitty email you got. I don’t work th… never mind. Here are the details:
Who: Unholy Nipples and Red Blood Gives You Wings
What: -TNT- 745th unning
When: Thursday April 30th @ 6pm
Where: 711 E Loop Rd
Why: Because it’s the first Thursday night trail of the year and Red Blood and Nipples want you to cum enjoy it with them.
A-B; No ID; Yes Dogs; No Strollers