857th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Homecumming King and More-He-Pole-Bitch
What: 857th _unning
When: Saturday, March 9th, 2019, 1300 (1pm), HA 1330 (1:30pm)
Where: Goose Lake Park
Why: Because Homecumming King is having his home cumming.


Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
Dogs – maybe
Kids – no
Shiggy level – moderate
ID – required
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

A special note from the hares –
Come one, come all, to the revival Hash of Homecumming King and More-He Pole-Bitch! These wankers are hell-bent on filling your Saturday plans with beer and various other shitty attractions! Come stomp through the crusty snow and get shiggy with us as we go A to A over at Goose Lake Park near UAA. We can’t wait to see your ugly mugs and pour beer into your face hole . . . and bring your steel liver.

854th _unning – Prelube Fur Rondy Oneise Crawl


Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders!

Who: Bangers N’ Snatch, and Gorilla Loves The Fist
What: 854th _unning – Prelube Fur Rondy Oneise Crawl
When: Saturday, February 9th, 2019, meet at 1530 (3:30pm)
Where: 303 H St (parking lot behind Pio)
Why: Because Bangers and Gorilla will be back in town!

Notes, rumors, and lies:
***The starting location is a heavily enforced PAY lot, don’t get ticketed or towed***
Trail will be a pub crawl, so ID is REQUIRED!
Kids: no
Dogs: no
Extra cash is a good idea.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

854th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Schweddy Balls Of Flower
What: 854th _unning
When: Saturday, January 26th, 2019. Meet at 1420 (2:20pm) Hares Away at 1449 (2:49pm)
Where: Russian Jack Hash here
*NOTE: You can only get to the parking lot by going Southbound on Boniface from Debar
Why: Because Schweddy isn’t mushing dogs this weekend, so he’ll be m̶u̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶s hareing.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
A note from the hare –
“Wear spikes or boots or both. This weather is shite for mushing, skiing, and just plain walking; so commence to drinking while trudging through drifts!
Shiggy Level: 6.9 (Devil’s Club Snow Shovel)
Hashers must provide hay for their dogs and carry their own water. Hot water will not be provided. “

And as always, hash cash is still just $6!