854th _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders

Who: Schweddy Balls Of Flower
What: 854th _unning
When: Saturday, January 26th, 2019. Meet at 1420 (2:20pm) Hares Away at 1449 (2:49pm)
Where: Russian Jack Hash here
*NOTE: You can only get to the parking lot by going Southbound on Boniface from Debar
Why: Because Schweddy isn’t mushing dogs this weekend, so he’ll be m̶u̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶s hareing.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
A note from the hare –
“Wear spikes or boots or both. This weather is shite for mushing, skiing, and just plain walking; so commence to drinking while trudging through drifts!
Shiggy Level: 6.9 (Devil’s Club Snow Shovel)
Hashers must provide hay for their dogs and carry their own water. Hot water will not be provided. “

And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

853rd _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Jennatalia
What: 853rd _unning
When: Saturday, January 12th, 2019. Meet at 1400, HA at 1430
Where: Trophy Lounge
Why: Because Saturday is a hashing day.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A-A
ID is required
Strollers: no
Dogs: on trail, yes
A note from the hare “Wear neon colors for shits and giggles” – because safety third.
Be sure to dress for the weather, because Alaska.
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!

852nd _unning

Calling all wankers, bimbos, and backsliders.

Who: Unholy Nipples and Cool Hand Luke
What: 852nd _unning
When: 1400 (2pm), Saturday December 29th 2018
Where: Waldron Park, Shelikof entrance. Hash here: https://goo.gl/maps/gNQf3Tzn3f12
Why: Because Saturday is a hashing day, and Cool Hand Luke is only in town for a short time.

Notes, rumors, and lies:
Trail will be A – B with shuttle to A
All-terrain stroller friendly
Dogs welcome
No ID needed for trail but you should always bring ID
And as always, hash cash is still just $6!